With confidence and regret

I can say with a relatively high degree of confidence that I have nothing of consequence to say today. Sorry you wasted your time.

This just in from the “what the hell?” department…

Mike Penner, LA Times writer, is going on an apparently much needed vacation. And he’s not coming back…unaltered. Read it for yourself.

[HT: areopagitica]

Is McCain Able?

John McCain, who is lagging in virtually every conceivable category (money, polls, popularity with the press), months after every other major candidate did so, announced his candidacy for the presidency of the United States today. I scratch my head.

Ro O quits the Show

In response to Sheryl Crow’s suggestion that we learn to use one square of toilet paper at a time in order to protect our diminishing resources, Rosie O’Donnell said, “Hey Sheryl, have you seen my ass?”

That was Monday. Today it has been annouced that Rosie will be taking her big ass on to other things because, she could not come to terms with ABC on the length of her contract extension. ABC wanted three years, Ro wanted one. Regardless the length of the deal, we can be certain that, in light of the ratings increase enjoyed by The View since her arrival, it was a big ass deal. And so it goes.

I’m In

This is a blog. This is only a blog. If this were an actual piece of important commentary you would have been instructed to read further. Now, go back to what you were doing.